You Happy ...My Happy too.
by Tangthai
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, Sam?"
"This is Sam, speaking."
"Are you sure this is Sam?"
"Certainly this is Sam."
"Well, listen Sam. This is Joe. Lend me fifty dollars."
"I'll tell Sam when he comes in."
2......
Young man : "Sir, I want to marry your daughter."
Father : "Have you seen my wife yet?."
Young man : "Yes, but I still prefer your daughter"
3.......
Toey : "Sir, should someone be punished for something they haven't done?"
Teacher : "No, of course not."
Toey : "Good, 'cos I haven't done my homework."
4.......
"Mum, will you wash my face?"
"Why can't you wash it yourself?"
"Cos that'll mean getting my hands wet, and they don't need washing!"
5.........
Jimmy (boasting): "My dad once faced a snarling tiger in the jungle and didn't turn a hair."
Johny : "I'm not surprised. Your dad's bald!"
6.........
Two fleas were walking out of a cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No." Said the other, "Let's take a dog."
7........
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
8........
"What job are you doing now?"
"I'm a debt-conllector."
"That's not very pleasant job, is it?"
"Oh. I don't' know. People are always asking me to call again"
9.......
"Kenneth, name ten things with milk in them."
"Yes, sir. Milk-shake, tea, coffee, cocoa, and-er-six cows!"
by Tangthai
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, Sam?"
"This is Sam, speaking."
"Are you sure this is Sam?"
"Certainly this is Sam."
"Well, listen Sam. This is Joe. Lend me fifty dollars."
"I'll tell Sam when he comes in."
2......
Young man : "Sir, I want to marry your daughter."
Father : "Have you seen my wife yet?."
Young man : "Yes, but I still prefer your daughter"
3.......
Toey : "Sir, should someone be punished for something they haven't done?"
Teacher : "No, of course not."
Toey : "Good, 'cos I haven't done my homework."
4.......
"Mum, will you wash my face?"
"Why can't you wash it yourself?"
"Cos that'll mean getting my hands wet, and they don't need washing!"
5.........
Jimmy (boasting): "My dad once faced a snarling tiger in the jungle and didn't turn a hair."
Johny : "I'm not surprised. Your dad's bald!"
6.........
Two fleas were walking out of a cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No." Said the other, "Let's take a dog."
7........
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
8........
"What job are you doing now?"
"I'm a debt-conllector."
"That's not very pleasant job, is it?"
"Oh. I don't' know. People are always asking me to call again"
9.......
"Kenneth, name ten things with milk in them."
"Yes, sir. Milk-shake, tea, coffee, cocoa, and-er-six cows!"
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